Maybe try being very hostile towards your sister not sure if that would work, she just needs to get a life.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A lonely pimp I will never understand the appeal of hanging out with my bottom bitch but whenever I get a new client invite them over. My bottom bitch, the fat lard she is, pops up out of nowhere and plumps her fatass on the chair where the chair becomes unstable and steals my clients away. I am scared to even invite a client over because she just steals them like their candy. For example, my best client from middle school that I use to hang out with just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me after meeting my bottom bitch. It is either hanging out with her getting blown or never coming over. Hell, she doesn't even hang out with me anymore like I am just a wrapper of a candy bar and can just be thrown away. So now everytime I get a new client I try to not even hang out at my house anymore because her and her boyfriend -blam!-ing steal my clients and I just lose them.[/quote]

You know what that sounds like? A personal problem. :P

Is there some joke I'm missing?

Wat