originally posted in:Writers Corner
Found this on my computer. Caused a chuckle. Thought I'd share.
[quote]Faster than an arrow
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
It glides through the ravine
Rides the Morrowind sky
Taking ice and fire
Soaring in with vengeance flying high
It is the cliff racer
This is the cliff racer
Nirn is devastated
Creatures flying ‘round
The wings come down from the sky
Making loincloths brown
Through barrage of magic thunder
Swinging swords of steel
Adventure’s going under deadly squeals
It is the cliff racer
This is the cliff racer
Faster than a charged up arrow
Louder than your nagging mom
Deadric plated boiling anger
Man and mer chant a thousand groans
Once flying high on Vvardenfell
Once stronger than a netch
Nevermore in forests
You’ve got Jiub to thank for that
With the races saved from the air
Forever to survive
Well, until the Red Mountain comes alive
It is the cliff racer
This is the cliff racer
Wings with claws cliff racer
Deadly tails cliff racer[/quote]
Original lyrics:
[quote]Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
Hes half man and half machine
Rides the metal monster
Breathing smoke and fire
Closing in with vengeance soaring high
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
Planets devastated
Mankind's on its knees
A savior comes from out the skies
In answer to their pleas
Through boiling clouds of thunder
Blasting bolts of steel
Evils going under deadly wheels
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
Faster than a laser bullet
Louder than an atom bomb
Chromium plated boiling metal
Brighter than a thousand suns
Flying high on rapture
Stronger free and brave
Nevermore encaptured
They've been brought back from the grave
With mankind resurrected
Forever to survive
Returns from Armageddon to the skies
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
Wings of steel painkiller
Deadly wheels painkiller[/quote]
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Excellent!