Too often have I seen 'hey join my clan' threads. When I was but a 13 year old I too looked for clans here on Bnet. Yet I have grown, both physically and mentally. Many of you have over the last decade as well. Most of you, I'd hope.
So I believe it is time we do away with these childish 'clans.' We must shun them as a community. We are moving onto a new universe, and as such it is time we all grew up a little. As such, I would like to propose the next evolution of these 'clans.' As we have grown, so too much they if they wish to prosper in our new, adult community.
So, brothers and sisters, here is your chance to grow. I welcome to all into the opportunity to join... my cult. Yes, you heard me right. Cult. Cults are far more mature and sophisticated than clans. Any kid can make a clan with strangers or friends, but only the most intelligent and mature can be part of a cult. Many in Hollywood are part of Scientology, and many throughout the world are Christians.
Clearly only the smartest can join cults, therefore the Cult of Burrito is pleased to open its arms to you all. The requirements are simple. To join, you must say you join. This is the most sophisticated method, as opposed to joining a group or adding Lord Burrito as a friend on anything. In fact, even 'following' on Bungie.net is an inadequate method of showing ones' dedication to the cause.
Nay, as the most mature and sophisticated community in existence, we need only the word of a person to bind them to our glory.
I look forward to the expansion of our Community's Cult base. Viva La Cult Burrito, and remember to keep your arms and legs inside the compound at all times.
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Tits or gtfo
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I've never even been in a clan. Lone Wolf 'till I die niqqa.
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Will there be kool aid?
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Brah ill have you know I waz the 3rd highest ranked member in the single most mlg clan of halo PC I waz reppin' a 1.4 k/d so you better back the fu[i]c[/i]k up before you get rekt the fu[i]c[/i]k up m88888 [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Lol, I've had voice messages from kids that sound about 6 years old asking if I want too join their clan for people 17 and above, must have mic and 2.0 KD
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Does anyone realize this thread is from 2013?
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You should play halo reach. You get 5 clan invites a day. Its really dumb
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#Cults[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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Your a fag
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Guilds. We must build the guilds. build-a-guild.
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For some reason when I saw the title I pictured this guy while reading it in the voice of Viktor Reznov.
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[b][i][u]MANLY GUILDS[/u][/i][/b]
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cult definition: a system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object. really? clan is a much better word, and is used over guild because it's modern, with "guild" being used for medieval groups.
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lol why was this reported and hidden?
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*Reads first part of thread Hey burrito, you know that clans can also be used as a brotherhood of mature and adult gam- *Reads rest of thread ... Well, he's not wrong.
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Guilds are for men.
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Eh some are serious and usually ran by people in their twenties.
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What about Guilds? I like that better.
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ninjas there is no need to destroy this thread
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Edited by aQuincyJoker: 8/5/2014 7:14:25 PMRedone
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Ha! Nice one man X3 started with hating clans, then slid in a waver to join your clan, very nice.
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Viva La Cult Burrito! Down with the heretics! Burn them!
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I was with you until the name Burrito came up. So instead of a cult I am creating a secret society. It's sole purpose is to cause conflict with the Burrito Cult and to cause as much confusion as possible. If you want to join you must not even send a message for that is not secretive enough. Instead you must use sonar to send It to my mind. Then we will cause massive mayhem.[spoiler]/_\[/spoiler]
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Complaining is for children
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BUT BURRITO JOINZ MAH CLANZZ MLG SWEG PWNING ALL TEH DESTIKNEE NOOBZ WIT MAH HUNTER PRO GOLDEN GUN SWAGALISHUSNESS