My dad owns a Wii u and I really hope you're joking. I takes minutes for a game to load and the control scheme cramps my hands up

I own both a Wii U and a 360, which is why I know your claims are false. After the spring update, starting a game takes no longer than either 360 or PS3. On Wii U I can pause a game and start the web browser, stream a video to my TV while browsing on gamepad, take disc out then put it back in if I feel crazy, then unpause game and start where I left off. Neither 360 or PS3 can do that. 2gb ram is four times as much as those old systems have, neither have a processor capable of out-of-order processing, and the Wii U graphics card is several generations ahead of those old clunkers. Also, every 360 owning friend of mine has remarked that Arkham looks better on Wii U, despite Eurogamer's slander. Finally, only reason your hands cramp are because you're a Wii U newbie. All new controller designs do the same to new players (Halo 1 on Xbox murdered my hands). I haven't had that problem on Wii U since the first couple days I started playing last christmas.

And it only took nintendo 7 years to get it half right. Where is the hard drive?