Over the course of this summer, I am here to mold the flood into a new breed of badass. I will turn you all not only into alpha males, but into manly men rivaling Chuck-Motha-blam!-in'-Norris.
PS: All who don't comply will be incinerated.
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I'll show you how to truly be a man. >throw grenade >kill 50 people >then grenade explodes