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Edited by x Sir G Omer x:
6/6/2013 2:25:08 PM
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DeeJ's Package
So DeeJ started tweeting last night about a secret Destiny mission and a mystery package. The following are direct quotes from his Twitter feed:
[quote]And suddenly, a classified mission begins.[/quote][quote]Package acquired and safely secured. Contents under extreme pressure. [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMCzljzCYAAHlGQ.jpg:large]pic.twitter.com/exux4cQcmw[/url][/quote][quote]"Don't lose it" they said.
"Go NOW!" they said.[/quote][quote]Destination disclosed only on a need to know basis. [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMC9aYxCMAEwOwE.jpg:large]pic.twitter.com/TtCQQ4WFQZ[/url][/quote][quote]First security checkpoint cleared. The fools never suspected a thing. This courier is steady under scrutiny, and X-ray.[/quote][quote]"Make sure you're not followed" they said.[url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMDBv_FCYAAEZjB.jpg:large] pic.twitter.com/SE0ZD7v6aw[/url][/quote][quote]Encoded messages from Gunslingers. Dangerous chatter via the Bungie Mobile app.[/quote][quote]Arrive at the gate. Now, we wait. [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMDEjoCCIAAQaxi.jpg:large]pic.twitter.com/7VSYjhXYQw[/url][/quote][quote]Don't you eyeball me, gate sentry. That boarding pass is legit.[/quote][quote]Odds that the Air Marshall is seated in front of me: 73.67%.[url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMDJJe2CAAE4T7B.jpg:large] pic.twitter.com/CmlGyJZYyt[/url][/quote][quote]There are a great many things under my seat. [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMDKv-yCEAAr0LZ.jpg:large]pic.twitter.com/icxcZ2CpbO[/url][/quote][quote]Clearance from the tower granted. We are destined for takeoff. Commencing full communications blackout. Confidence is high. DeeJ, out.[/quote][quote]"You wake up at LAX..."[/quote][quote]Dude, we were supposed to use CODENAMES! [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMDyX4RCMAAnto9.jpg:large]pic.twitter.com/cTGxONeae0[/url][/quote][quote]"In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand, you will form a strong alliance..."[/quote][quote]This is your last stop, little buddy. I'll miss you, but we'll see each other again next week.[url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMD6nHHCAAAgQ3p.jpg:large] pic.twitter.com/l4YkOZkPfq[/url][/quote][quote]All tactical objectives achieved. 100/100. Cargo delivered. Reporting success from local safe house.[/quote]
So.... what do [b]you[/b] think is in the Bungie backpack????
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Deej's package ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyObviously it's their schematics for world domination.
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A crazy midget with an AK-47.
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It's either Ling Ling or a nuke... Just saying
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2 RepliesLing Ling... That'd be an... interesting gameplay reveal
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2 RepliesI'm calling it right now. It's a PS4 Dev kit with the Destiny gameplay loaded on it.
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Bacon.
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1 ReplyA hundred destiny codes.. Maybe.
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Edited by Prototape: 6/7/2013 8:04:42 PM[quote]Arrive at the gate. Now, we wait. pic.twitter.com/7VSYjhXYQw[/quote] Hah, I used to fuel those exact airplanes at that exact location. Be Brave DeeJ, I'm sorry I wasn't able to service you with my expert hands.
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yeah i know i'm immature... but i laugh a little every time i see this thread title.
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2 RepliesWe'd ALL like to get our hands on DeeJ's package. You know, grope it a little, then remove its contents and giggle a bit.
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1 ReplyI know I'm not the only one who thought of this "Package".
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It's an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party!!
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1 Reply[quote]"In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand, you will form a strong alliance..."[/quote] Tenacious D (Kickapoo) Love that he quoted this!
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4 RepliesI think its a cloak or cape that we will be getting with the "Legendary" edition of Destiny.
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E3 presentation stuff. Just being super sly with it.
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3 RepliesHow does he not have the FBI breaking down his door? Those tweets sound way dodgy out of context.
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The presentation probably.
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Stuff for the E3 presentation and Bungie goodies. (I will explode into a light strawberry pudding with a touch of gorilla piss if there are BETA keys in there, very unlikely though :(, Bungie is probably not in that stage of development)
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buckets of fire would shoot out of my penis if it happened to be the limited edition/s.
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I'd like to imagine that it's Ling-Ling's head. Imagine the look of fear, surprise, and a strange sense of whimsy on the face of the individual opening that package.
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I thought this was about Deej's special parts.
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His dog or cat. Under pressure, meaning stressed out. And saying goodbye to it in the end.
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5 RepliesEdited by Lifts Her Tail: 6/6/2013 4:07:02 PMI wouldn't mind seeing Deej's 'package'
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Edited by Guru: 6/7/2013 2:30:06 AMHeh Deej's package. *Giggle.*
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Tenacious D?
