I went on Jobs.gov and didn't see this posted anywhere. I really want to be a Jackbooted Thug. I want to wear the black leather jacket, the boots, the hat, all of it. I even look great in black uniforms. I really think I can bring a fresh, creative method to crushing all resistance to President Obama, and getting those freedom loving gun owners into the FEMA run death camps. I even worked out a way to get children to take mass murder suicide pills (strawberry flavored, in the shape of a bunny). So, I think I can make an impact. Sadly, I can't find the posting. Since several of you seem to know so much about them, maybe you could tell me where to apply?