Most of you probably already know who I would. Tink and friends would be in my crosshairs. If I were their size, or they were mine; Oh my gosh I would make Disney ashamed that they own the licenses to them if they ever got wind of what I would do to those tiny, adorable, winged fairies. So what animated characters would you do unspeakable things to? (NOTE: "unspeakable things" can both be sexual and non-sexual.)