This kind of thread has been done in Sapphire a lot, and it always ends up being fairly popular, so I'm bringing it here. Anyways, all you have to do is PM me anything you've wanted to say, but not claim responsibility for, and I'll post it here anonymously. Since it's anonymous you can say whatever you want (within the guidelines of the rules of course), and it's super fun.
GO! PM ME!
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"RATTLE ME BONES WELCOME ABOARD MATIES RATTLE ME BONES RATTLE ME BONES TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES SPIN THE WHEEL FOR THE TREASURE TO TAKE CAREFUL MY FRIEND OR HE WILL RATTLE AND SHAKE RATTLE ME BONES TURN THE LIGHTS LOW THERE'S A FRIGHTENING GLOW BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES RATTLE ME RATTLE ME RATTLE ME BONES YOU CAN USE YOUR SKILLS TO TAKE WHAT YOU WILL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES BATTERIES SOLD SEPARATELY FROM IDEAL"