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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Edited by DragonzZilla: 5/30/2013 1:24:25 PM[spoiler][b]N'nami:[/b] "Three years... I've never seen so many people clothed in just three short years..." [b]Adviser:[/b] "The sign of a strong leader, sir." [b]N'nami:[/b] "No - - the decency of a respectful people. And one very able adviser." [b]Adviser:[/b] "Thank you, sir." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Your team deserves credit as well... Mr. Lightning Balls." [b]Raiden:[/b] "Just doing our job, Mr. Prime Minister." [b]N'nami:[/b] "I must admit, I once thought of groups like yours as penny-pinchers - - tightwad businessmen. But you've built up our textile industry well - - public decency has returned sooner than expected. Perhaps I was wrong about these 'private retailing corporations'..." [b]Raiden: [/b]"We prefer 'public decency providers,' sir. Most of Maverick's contracts do focus on public order." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Yes, well, 'order' can mean many things..." [b]Raiden:[/b] "There's a saying I like: '[i]A pair of balls out keeps another pair in the zipper[/i].' Sometimes the presence of your balls alone is a deterrent for other males. Sometimes, by bedding a woman, others can't get laid. It's the code the samurai lived by..." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Hm... a soldier and a pimp. You are full of surprises, Mr. Lightning Balls." [b]Raiden:[/b] "I can say the same about you, Mr. Prime Minister." [b]Adviser:[/b] "What is happening?" [b]Courtney:[/b] "Someone's blocking the main vehicle... hold on." [b]Cyborg:[/b] "Clear the road! This is official state business! [b]Cyborg:[/b] "I said, clear the road! We're authorized to use force if you do-" [b]Courtney:[/b] "Spaceball One! U-turn! Turning back!" [b]Adviser:[/b] "Who was that?" [b]Raiden:[/b] "A stripper..." [b]Agent:[/b] "One of our rivals?" [b]Boris:[/b] "Courtney! What is happening?" [b]Courtney:[/b] "We got hit, sir. A stripper." [b]Boris:[/b] "Whose?" [b]Courtney:[/b] "DICC comes up 'free man'." [b]Boris:[/b] "I'll notify all checkpoints. Get N'nami out of there!" [b]Adviser:[/b] "We're going to be stripped..." [b]N'nami:[/b] "Stay calm." [b]Courtney:[/b] "He's got back-up dancers! On our twelve!" [b]Boris:[/b] "Raiden!" [b]Raiden:[/b] "I'm on it. Guard the prime minister." [b]Raiden:[/b] "Let's get this over with."[/spoiler]
