>Lights turn off >Smoke blasts upwards from the stage floor >A figure with a jetpack blasts upwards form trapdoor in the stage >Spotlight locks onto Gaben who is wobbling back in forth in the air as the jetpack can't support his weight >He blasts off upwards spontaneously >Comes crashing down to the floor >Upon impact, shit clumps goes spewing all over the crowd >Wait a minute, those clumps are full of small cubes >Gaben was the Steambox the whole time >Gave himself to save the world from the gaming industry's corruption >Microsoft Conference follows immediately >Executives in a scramble to figure out how to follow that act >Avraham Goldbergenstein comes out to begin Microsoft's show >He wobbles out onto the stage, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy >Vomit on his sweater already >Mom's spaghetti