Leave you're extremely offensive jokes here. I'll start:
Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage XD
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Knock knock. Who's there. A homeless man. A homeless man who? A man who has no home and needs some food. Can you please let me sell your recyclables? No. Get lost before I get my Rottweiler outside.
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Edited by Caldo: 5/22/2013 6:53:36 PMKnock knock. Who's there? [spoiler]9/11[/spoiler] [spoiler]9/11 who?[/spoiler] [spoiler]You said you'd never forget.[/spoiler]
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What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team? [spoiler]The New York Jets.[/spoiler]
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Edited by MyNameIsNicholas: 5/22/2013 4:39:54 PMAlright, this is a terrible joke that I heard from here. What is the difference between a baby and an orange? [spoiler]I don't -blam!- an orange after I peel its skin.[/spoiler]
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ALLAH AHKBAR! [spoiler]*Blows up House* NOTE: This is a joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by C80: 5/22/2013 5:23:28 PMGuess I'll post this here too. [quote]What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?[spoiler]The wheelchair.[/spoiler][/quote] Well that's broked as hayll.
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What did the chimpanzee say to the monkey? [spoiler]My god your blacker than me! NOTE: I do not actually see black people as monkeys, this is just for the sake of the thread.[/spoiler]
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Oh god some oh these are terribly funny XD
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Why couldn't the elevator work? [spoiler]A white walrus was in it.[/spoiler]
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Why can't Harvey Price swim? He has drownsyndrome
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Where's the best bomb testing site in the world? [spoiler]Iraq[/spoiler]
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Where's the best shooting range in North America? Sandy hook elementary