-If you were a box of chocolates, I'd know what I'd be getting.
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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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Edited by BR131: 5/22/2013 3:57:08 AMDo you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love wendys nuts slap across your face
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"If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together." - Terran Marauder
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My mamma said girls were like a box of chocolates; you only eat the best ones out.
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Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away.
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My -redacted- died? Can I bury it in your ass?
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Here is an (American)football line. I think it's good...
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Edited by Oneironaut: 5/22/2013 1:52:32 AM*Walks up to hot chick* *Throws Ice on floor* *Steps on Ice* Now that I've broken the Ice, can I have your number?
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Built Ford Tough.
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Are you from heaven because I got an erection. Nice shoes bet they would look good in my pants.
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Edited by Bobby Hill: 5/22/2013 1:43:48 AMI came to your house, it felt good when I saw you there...
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hey bb want sum fuk?
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U me bed nao
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You're hot. We have sex now, ok?