And also,
If Tom Cruise was a reporter, he would be Tom News.
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If Tom Hanks bought bubblegum, he'd be Tom Chews.
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If Tom Cruise liked the song "Cruise" by Florida Georgia Line he'd still be Tom Cruise.
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If Tom Cruise made beautiful music he'd be Tom Muse
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If Tom Cruise got into a lawsuit he'd be Tom sues.
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If Tom Cruise was very colorful he'd be Tom Hues
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If Tom Cruise read from a teleprompter he'd be Tom Cues
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Edited by Anton the Sloth: 5/21/2013 2:56:10 AMIf Tome Cruise was sittin' on the toilet, he'd be Tom Poos
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If Ryan Dunn were a steak, he'd be Well Dunn.
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If Tom Cruise seen this thread he'd be Tom Amused.
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If Steve Jobs was black, he'd be Steve Robs
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If tom cruise was gay he'd be tom cruise
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Edited by Zon The Great: 5/21/2013 2:42:01 AMIf Tom Cruise was bad at sports, he'd be Tom Lose
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If Katy Perry was a man, she'd be Katy Hairy.
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If Tom Hanks was a mugger, he'd be Tom Shanks.
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If Tom Cruise made footwear, he'd be Tom Shoes
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Edited by Zon The Great: 5/21/2013 2:41:01 AMIf Tom Cruise was a liar, he'd be Tom Ruse
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If Tom Cruise had sex, he'd be Tom... Came?
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If Tom Cruise worshiped the god of the Hebrew religion, he'd be Tom Jews
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If Tom Cruise was suicidal, he'd be Tom Noose
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If Tom Cruise was Canadian, he'd be Tom Moose
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If he took a nap he'd be tom snooze
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If Tom Hanks was grateful, he'd be Tom Thanks
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Edited by IjustTookABruce: 5/21/2013 2:35:31 AMIf Rihanna got beat up, she'd still be Rihanna.
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If Tom Cruise told people the events of the day, he'd be Tom News.
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If I punched him in the face, he'd be Tom Bruise.