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5/19/2013 6:47:39 AM
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Flood, you need to learn how to be men.
[b]Lesson 1: Facial Hair[/b]
There’s nothing manlier than facial hair. No matter how much we advance in the equality of the sexes, growing a thick beard or mustache is something that only men will be able to do (Okay, so some women can grow impressive facial hair, but they end up in sideshows). A badass beard or mustache can be the difference between scrawny twinkle-toed cocksucker and 100% manly man. The only way to make sure you're the dominant male is to have the greatest facial hair of the pack. So floodians, stop shaving and start styling.
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Theoatmeal.com
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Yeah, the amount of time it takes to have a fully grown beard, you will look like a scruffy -blam!- who doesn't know how to shave.
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Some women don't like facial hair.
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SHUT THE FU CK UP YOU WORTHLESS WHORE MANAGER! I CAN BE A WOMAN WHENEVER I WANT TO BE!
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Done. Lesson two?
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2 RepliesWhy was this never posted?
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You forgot the exception for Military.
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You don't learn to become a man, you become one by absorbing the masculinity of lesser "men". It's why the alpha-beta system exists.
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4 RepliesEdited by Alucard: 5/19/2013 7:08:24 AMAlmost forgot... You are now under my rule, obey me for I am the new Chieftan of The Flood
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3 RepliesI declare beard thread
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2 RepliesEdited by Saleem: 5/19/2013 6:54:02 AMOr I can stand up. I'm a big broad bastard. (I have hair growing just below my eyes, it's getting out of hand. No it's not thick at all it's more of a long fuzz except for some areas it's a little thicker)
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I hate facial hair, it just grows back to damn fast, so I usually just let it go for a while.
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4 RepliesWhat if I don't want to be a man? Wut do then OP?
