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5/18/2013 4:34:07 PM
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There's this girl
There's this girl I like, and I think she likes me back. Problem is, I can't talk to her about it. Whenever I try to tell her how I feel, she just stares at me or walks away. She's a great friend, she snuggles up to me when I'm sleeping, and plays with my feet under the tables, sometimes she'll just just lay on couch next to me while we're watching television. She's a bit lazy and doesn't do much around the house, but it's okay, I don't mind taking care of her, but I want her to know that I'll always care for her. What do I do Flood?
[url=http://postmediawindsorstar.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/cat_shot_by_arrow-1.jpg]Here's a picture of her if you're wondering.[/url]
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1 ReplyHurry the hell up b4 she friend zones you brah
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2 RepliesTell her about your wang Make her say dang Tell her you wanna bang Give 'er that ying, give 'er that yang By the way, I'm Chang
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Was expecting you to say it was your sister, surprised and not disappointed.
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I wasn't aware she was shot by an arrow.
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Just pull out your cock and scream.
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She's wants the D
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1 ReplyOh. So you've moved from 2D to kittens...
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1.25/10
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This is kinda funny, but really that was hours ago, now it's just weird and over-done.
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13 RepliesDidn't know you were a MILF either. 8/10 wud fuq
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1 ReplyMate, you have some girly hands, and you're married?! :O
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Edited by Arashi Sora: 5/19/2013 7:29:11 AM"cat shot by arrow 1"? WTF? Anyway, when the I saw the title "There's this girl", my immediate thought was "LOL no there isn't." Glad to see I wasn't entirely wrong.
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1 ReplyIt's been all to long Flood. Haven't seen a true pathetic girl thread in a while.
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That looks like my kitty!
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You should -blam!- her and make a Khajiit
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5 RepliesShe probably knows that your in the closest and doesn't want to make things hard for you. Or, she's in heat behind your back..........
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Eat that pussy.
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Edited by index: 5/19/2013 1:23:11 AMAim a laser pointer at your crotch to melt the ice. edit - and if you're adventurous try it with your own species
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*Slow clap*
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1 Reply
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5 RepliesGo to Peru where you can have her chopped up and prepared with several flavorful seasonings by a street vendor, then eat her. That way you two can be together forever.
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7 RepliesGaara, stop.
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take her out to a pet store and buy her a fish. she'll love it.
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Dat pussy.
