1. Send boatloads of cash into research for adapting mining equipment and vehicles to operate in freezing weather.
2. When that is complete, find a way to more easily break through permafrost ground.
3. Strip mine Alaska. (and murder Sarah and her family with an army of bears)
4. Buy Siberia from the Russians for a few hundred dollars. (get them drunk enough, that's how we got Alaska, albeit for pennies)
5. Strip mine Siberia.
6. Use the mined materials to start building tons and tons of stuff. (more roads, taller buildings, bullet trains that go through holes in the centers of skyscrapers and connect the whole country, etc.)
7. Do the same thing to Antarctica and nuke everyone who tries to stop us.
This would create TONS of jobs for a rather long period of time.
Discuss.
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lolno We should build factories full of giant hamster wheels. Then we pay obese people to run on the wheels to generate electricity. This will solve the obesity, energy, and unemployment crisis all at once.
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Hmmm... It makes sense... However you forgot the part where you start Vietnam war II, nuke Canada, and invade Australia. Do all that, plus make guns that shoot lasers and everything in the world neon, and I will support this. (No offence Canadians)
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Edited by BerzerkCommando: 5/16/2013 7:18:44 PM[b]1:[/b] Turn the US into a large military nation. [b]2:[/b] Create a bunch of weapon factories.(Which will also create jobs.) [b]3:[/b] Have a lot of your citizens make those weapons in the factories. [b]4:[/b] ??? [b]5:[/b] Invade Poland. [b]6:[/b] Profit.
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Creating the jobs is easy, but paying the wages is hard.
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OP4Prez2016
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Print more dolla dolla bills.
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Better idea: Legalize Gay Marriage. Gay bridal registries. Think about it.
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You fcking idiot no we just write how ever much debt we're in on a check
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legalize every drug and tax the hell out of it.
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This won't work
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Edited by AcendntSpear: 5/16/2013 7:00:56 PMyou want it fixed ? get rid of rockafeller, the koch bros and those guys. and do some other stuff.
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[quote]Discuss.[/quote] Horrible ideas. Better ones: Tax breaks for the Rich and the Super Rich. Less regulation on businesses.