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  • Okay, so a bunch of -insert minority here- are holding some -insert other minority here- hostage in a massive stadium. The president of the country walks up to the hostage and says, "alright, if you want to live you have to answer a simple question." "Okay", he responds. "2+5". "9". "Incorrect. You die". The crowd bursts into an uproar. "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE", they yell from the stands, slapping their knees and throwing their arms "Okay", says the President. "3+6". "Walrus", the hostage responds. "Wrong. You die." Again, the crowd goes into an uproar. "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE." The President gives in. "Okay," he says. "One more chance." "1+1." "2." The crowd goes silent. Everybody is on the edge of their seats when they jump and begin to chant. [spoiler]"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"[/spoiler]

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