Back when i used to play Phantasy Star Universe because i despise most other MMO's, i met this couple that i would be assigned to be the bodyguard for when they would go on 'dates', so to beach areas and stuff. I would kill all the enemies on the way there, then would relax while they would sit their characters down next to each other and do couples stuff. Was entertaining to say the least.
You may call me pathetic or sad or whatever you wish, i wouldn't really be surprised but curious nonetheless.
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Jesus Christ man. Grow some balls. That is the dumbest thing I've heard in my entire life. But really, I wouldn't do this because I really do protect couples from real monsters in real life. You see, I report craigslist killers to the authorities before they can strike. Many a lonely night I have ruined for Joe Smoe and John Doe.