.. My mother has become quite the pedophilic whore. I mean daily I'm informed by some 13 year old how they had sex with my mother last night. I knew that my mom got around when she was younger but the sheer number of kids she's "bumping uglys" with these days is ridiculous. And another question how come these promiscuous kiddies never play a game of hide the sausage with my father? My father must really feel left out.