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5/1/2013 5:38:33 PM
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Ever Since I Joined Xbox Live..
.. My mother has become quite the pedophilic whore. I mean daily I'm informed by some 13 year old how they had sex with my mother last night. I knew that my mom got around when she was younger but the sheer number of kids she's "bumping uglys" with these days is ridiculous. And another question how come these promiscuous kiddies never play a game of hide the sausage with my father? My father must really feel left out.
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2 RepliesMy question for you is simpler; why on earth would you pay for Xbox Live? Xbox without xbox live or even an internet connection is [i]beautiful[/i].
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1 ReplyOP, tell your mum to stop changing her colour lipstick because my dick is beginning to look like a rainbow. Oh, and ask her if she still has my boxer shorts from the other night too.
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Edited by Xmark120: 5/1/2013 5:53:44 PMA kid told me about a year ago that he'll call his local rapper to bang my mom, after I called him out for abusing the teleporter in the Theater map in Black ops. There was also a kid back in the Halo 3 days that told me that he'll ¨hack my account¨. After I dared him to do it, he send me a message that he wrote using random numbers. LuLz were had...
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4 RepliesSpeaking of your mother tell her I'm never going to pay her. That was the most horrible experience I have ever had. Jello is tighter than what she is.
