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I just want to know how you do it, because everybody does it differently.
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I don't use urinals.
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What if I told you...I always sit down to piss no matter what.
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Edited by Uberdawg: 4/25/2013 7:32:06 PMRight hand. My left hand holds my pants down or open or whatever.
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Hold my own dick? Oh please I have people to do that for me!
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With a leather glove.
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The urinal is usually mounted securely to a wall so there is no need for me to hold it.
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There's a reason why people call me Hung Lo.
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Fork lift.
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I take my left hand, and forming a circle with my index finger and thumb, grab the shaft vigorously. I take my right hand, and stretch my balls out, and wear them like a glove. Taking a piss with my cock is a tricky business, and to be honest, it requires all the actions i just described.
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Edited by Gaara444: 4/25/2013 3:40:36 PMI hate urinals. The urine hits the urinal and my pants and dick get sprinkled is urine mist. Please tell me I'm not the only one who has this problem.
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Edited by BerzerkCommando: 4/25/2013 3:33:07 PMI use both hands. My left hand is on the bottom holding it up some while my right is on top. Then once I'm done I do a little shake.
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Left, so it feels like someone else.. >:D