When you're wearing elastic pants of some kind [b]without a zipper[/b] and use a urinal... do you put all your junk over the waistband, or do you just slip yer willy out and keep the rest under wraps?
I need to know if I'm really weird or not and this is the least awkward way to do it. Thanks everybody.
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You know it us funny that you made this. I was at the bar last night went and took a piss. I was at a table with three girls and one friend. I have a few phrases that i use to halt conversation instead of yelling. I told my buddy, watch this i got a new showstopper. I proceeded to proclaim. "I like to wear my nutsack like a glove when i piss" People stopped talking three tables away, score.