Got a good one this evening, ladies and gentlemen! Fighting out of the Blue corner, we've got Ms. "Mascara" Martinez, a brown belt in fatchick-jitsu! Fighting out of the Red corner, we've got Ms. "Hothead" Teacher, a black belt in blackwoman-jitsu!!! This fight is a 30 second bout at catchweight, with Ms. Martinez weighing in at 180 pounds, and Ms. Teacher weighing in at 130 pounds. The referee in charge will be a classroom full of students. Martinez closes the distance into a clinch but fails to wrap up. Hothead backs her off with a strong shove. Mascara coming back in, gets shoved again. Hothead follows her back and oh my, here we go, they're swinging! We've got some kind of sloppy overhand hooks flying! Ohhhhh, Mascara lands a WALLOP with the right hook! What a shot! But Hothead wraps up strongly with a high clinch, doesn't look dazed, she's got the knees if she wants them but she may want to avoid a takedown on that hard tile floo-- OHHH! We're going to the ground! Martinez plows straight into Hothead with the TD attempt! Forgive the cameramen a moment ladies and gentlemen... Looks like Hothead defended the TD of her larger opponent well but we've got an odd situation of both fighters on their knees... Looks like Mascara is going for the hair-grab, that could cost her a point... and the ref steps in! THIS FIGHT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER!! I score it 10-9 Martinez for that decent right hook. Can't quite tell how well it landed but she gets points for throwing the only non-woman punch of the fight. Depends on if we detract points for what looked like hair-grabbing though.