Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Post often.
This should be obvious
Step Two: Make inside jokes.
Jokes about trying Xbox.com and bald men in black suits with red ties.
Step Three: Claim to be a girl, or sangheili.
Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate. (Just look at shadow as an example)
Step Four: Have outrageous opinions.
This is a must. (Look at [URL=http://www.bungie.net/7_You-had-a-chance-America/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60243199]this thread[/url] for examples on what kind of opinions that are outrageous)
Step Five: Don't be a phony.
Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.
Step Six: Be interesting.
The other day I followed a guy I'd never seen before because he made an interesting thread. People have followed me presumably for similar reasons. You don't need some gimmick, and you don't need to be an ass. Just be interesting or nice.
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread
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You forgot "Make inside jokes about trying Xbox.com and bald men in black suits with red ties."