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4/22/2013 7:47:46 PM
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I made out with my sister
...I am shamed to say this
My sister is home from the Reserves. I guess this year someone died or she just failed something started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying.
I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she tells me she didn't make it into Hierarchy which was her #1 job, but spirits her tear's reminded me of this Matriarch's skin....
I felt...felt warm and i just wanted to hug her..though she wasn't the goddess like Matriarch
She looked at me with her bright dashing green eyes and put her forehead on mine...I was thinking to my self...(Oh man i'm not going to go through this) she later placed her talon on my crests and she reached for my mandibles.....
She just kept on going on me....i was thinking of that Blue goddess and i just went with her (Though my sis isn't as soft as her) but oh my god it was worth it
I don't know how i am going to explain this to C-sec guys....
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It took me a minute and a couple rereads to figure this out.
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Old butt gold.
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I had to really dig to get this.
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We'll bang, OK?
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I'm telling Commander Bailey!
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U wot m8
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7 RepliesMe and my sister tongued on accident before. She is 6 years older than me and I was like 14 when it happened. Since she is older so she was bigger (not anymore, I have an entire foot in height over her now) and she also is a bit of a pest. For whatever the reason was she was annoying me that day and she pinned me to the floor like she was going to torture me. Unfortunately at the same we had the same gross idea and decided to stick our tongues out at each other in order to make the other try to get away. Unfortunately it worked too well because when our tongues met we both were in a disgusted hurry to find mouth wash. And that is how me and my sister came to be mortal enemies with the same wound. [spoiler]I got the urge to use mouthwash while writing this[/spoiler]
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The hell???
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Edited by A Pumpkin Spice Bagel: 5/8/2015 7:59:41 PMAre you one of those furry dragon people edit: nevermind I scrolled down a couple more comments
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Ah yes, "incest" We have dismissed this claim.
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OpieOP
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1 ReplyHey we all made out with your sister
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1 Reply[i]I should go.[/i]
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ಠ_ಠ ok
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1 Replylol. It just had to mean something to you.
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I was disgusted for a moment there then I realized you were a Turian.
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4 RepliesIs it wierd I actually wish I had a sister for this purpose
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2 RepliesDon't worry about it man, I made out with your sister too.
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Did she overload your nervous system?
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You should have stuck your toast in her envelope.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Living the dream eh
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Here comes the future pedofile
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6 RepliesShould have gone for a quarian. Dem hips.
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Well shit
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I'll take it ....later ok I should go As far of explaining it to c-sec will idk I never said it was going to be easy
