[quote]"They let me pick.... Did I ever tell you that? Choose which ever Spartan I wanted... You know me, I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be... Like the others you were strong and swift and brave, a natural leader, but you had something they didn't, something no one saw but me, can you guess? BALLS..... Was I wrong?"[/quote] [quote]"There are those who said these balls would never come. What have they to say now?"[/quote] [quote]"This armour suits you, Arbiter. But it cannot hide those balls."[/quote] [quote]"When you first saw Balls, were you blinded by its magesty?"[/quote] [quote]"Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had balls. Two balls and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock!"[/quote] [quote]"When the Prophets learn of this, they will take your balls!"[/quote] [quote]"His armor's locked up. Balls could have taken most of the impact."[/quote] [quote]"The right balls in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”[/quote] [quote]"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?"[/quote] [quote]"Thank you Mario! But our balls are in another castle." [/quote] [quote]"Anya, it's giant balls! Their sinking cities with their giant balls![/quote] [quote]"I'm coughing up balls that ain't even mine!"[/quote] [quote]"On the Fuhrer's birthday, a barrage of Katyusha rockets will tear Berlin to pieces! With your bullets... with your bayonets... with your bare hands. Do the same to their wretched balls!"[/quote] [quote]"Come, balls. Friend or traitor, come."[/quote] [quote]"I can go no further. You alone must stand against the Prince of Destruction and his balls."[/quote] [quote]"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own balls."[/quote] [quote]"Have you seen all the balls around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Balls in a Cream Sauce, Balls Flambe, Balls Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Balls, Lemon Balls and Wild Rice, Balls Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the balls. Balls!"[/quote]