Okay guys, recently there have been two fine chicks who keep slapping my ass. I find it kind of kinky, but I don't really know what it means. Anybody have an idea?
Am I their bitch or something?
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Slap them back. If they're offended, then yea. You're their bitch. If they giggle and/or appreciate, they want you to slap them again... with your dick.
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Well, when you see a damn fine lady with a damn fine ass, what do you want to do?[spoiler]Stick your dick in it.[/spoiler] How do you communicate said desire?[spoiler]Slap dat ass.[/spoiler] How does this apply to you?[spoiler]She's gonna leave you [i]raw.[/i][/spoiler]
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No invite them to have some fun.
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They could be transgender
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I remember that episode.
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Do you know them? If not, they may think you look pleasing... If so, either friendzoned, or possibly the above, but you have to make your move.
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They think you have a cute butt
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They are trying to fix your horribly shaped butt.
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Possible answers -They are belittling you -They like dat ass -They want your D
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This reminds me of my sophomore year in high school. My science class was standing in a lines at different stations for some such experiment and this cute girl named Alexis was standing behind me. Out of no where she grabs my ass, much to my surprise and horror. Why horror? She had a boyfriend, who happened to be one of my oldest friends by the name of Skyler. And he was standing right in front of me in line.
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Edited by Crawley: 7/11/2013 7:14:26 PMThe [i]real[/i] question is not "what does it mean?" No, the real question is: what does it say about you that you have to ask? Get it in or go home.
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Marry them. Yeah, that's right....I said them.....there an issue?
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There playing u like a toy, so now u gotta let the toy play with them... U get me ;)
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They want your ass. With a strapon.
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She wants you to return the favor...with your dick lol.
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They either like your butt, or are making fun of you and think it's funny.
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I wouldn't know, as I've never been slapped on my ass (other than by my mum with the ol' leather belt...). I don't understand the female fascination with male ass... I mean they can't really do anything with it...
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I once had a girl slap me in the butt, really cute looking girl with a bubble booty. I still don't know what it meant.
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Well if you're a loser in school then their probably mocking you.
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Slap 'em back with a wink.
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That's sexual harassment. File a restraining order and have them socially shunned.
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It means that you can sue her for sexual harassment.
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You've been -blam!-, call the police.
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depends on whether she looks annoyed, horny or about to burst into laughter.
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I had loads do it in school just to take the piss, non of them found me attractive so they just found it funny. Pissed me off.
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You know what to do....