I cannot resist. "I... am... Truth! The Balls of the Covenant!" Oh, what to change... "You are, all of you, vermin! Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No! Your balls will burn until their surface is but glass! And not even your Demon's balls will live to creep - blackened - from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage, the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods. And I? I am their Balls!" Full on ball fight right there. Never did mention what kind of ball was being referred to. And yes, I broke the one word rule.