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4/18/2013 8:20:34 PM
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Good pick up lines and jokes
If you don't have anything good you might as well GTFO.
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"Hey, do you like my new phone, yeah its pretty nice, but its lacking one thing, your phone number!" Or you could, you know, walk up and say hi, that tends to work pretty well.
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you really shouldn't pick up... lines or jokes you probably shouldn't try to pick up girls either, unless you are certain you can handle the weight o_O oh and don't forget... if you don't have anything good to offer a girl, yourself included you know what her responce is going to be right ? "GTFO of my face" but most likely in a polight manner though judging by your OP you just might get a five finger, no thanks in your cheek
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My love for you is like diahreha...i just can't hold it in.
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1 ReplyIs that a roll of quarters in your pocket? Cause I've got a boner too.
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Touch it.
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1 ReplyBack in the day, you could simply just buy girls lots of drinks until they made poor decisions. Now, this isn't possible. Girls are on to this topic. So what you have to do is bring these items with you to the bar: 1. A funnel 2. A blindfold 3. A puppy 4. Five feet of silicone tube and some lubricant First, you find the girl you want to go home with. Tell her that you want to show her a magic trick. Women are curious creatures, they will agree. Blindfold her. Spin her around in three circles and tell her she will feel a slight pinch. This is when you insert the silicone tubing into her pooper. Be sure to get it up there at least four inches. She may cry out at this point. Quickly remove the blindfold and present the pupy. Any feelings of pain will be quickly overshadowed with glee at the sight of this tiny creature. While she is not looking and distracted, insert the funnel into the free end of the silicone tubing and pour in some vodka. Four-five shots will do it. Reclaim your puppy and say that you want to take him for a walk outside and if she would like to come. Wala. She will become drunk much quicker by the time the puppy does its business outside and you can take her home.
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"This is a robbery, give me your phone number." Remember to brandish a knife or else it doesn't work.
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1 ReplyHow much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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4 RepliesExcuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?
