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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you balls, don't make lemonade! Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the balls!” - portal 2
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"I don't have the balls to explain why I don't have the balls to explain"
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ballbump
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8 Replies" The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your balls, I can respect that" - The guards of skyrim
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1 Reply"Omnigul is clever..using your balls against you." -Eris Morn
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1 Reply"Balls up guardian"
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2 RepliesEdited by mtsoi: 5/24/2015 4:52:24 PMI used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow in the balls Got another "We're near the World's Balls. The World'sBalls, not yours My last one "We've woken the Balls!"
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2 Replies"The Hive hungers for your balls." -Eris, Destiny. (Omnigul strike)
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3 RepliesKat, you read his file? Only the parts that weren't covered in black balls.
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Those balls came from the moon
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Your balls are interesting. Not entirely interesting
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 5/29/2015 11:12:54 PMDid I ever tell you the definition of balls?......
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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the balls. -skyrim guards
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1 ReplyThis path should lead us straight to the balls. The World's Balls. Not ours. -Ghost
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2 RepliesEdited by Catis Meowsoul: 5/17/2015 8:23:27 PM"The balls Mason, what do they mean?"
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3 Repliesall you greenhorns who wanted to see balls up close, this is gonna be your lucky day
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1 Reply"Your heresy will stay your balls!" - Prophet to Arbiter Halo 2
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Edited by Aulakauss: 5/30/2015 1:22:12 AM[spoiler][url=http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sheogorath]This guy[/url] has a lot of eligible quotes.[/spoiler]"I once dug a pit and filled it with balls. Or was it clowns? It doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Balls don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears." [i]- Sheogorath, TES IV: Oblivion[/i] Actually, I have a better one from Sheggy. "Jyggalag's balls are gathering in The Fringe! [i]I hate it[/i] when people gather balls in my Fringe!"
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And in its dying moments the traveler created the balls.
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1 ReplyWar. War never balls
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All your balls are belong to us.
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Edited by contra: 5/28/2015 12:43:40 AMWe must never give up the balls. The minute we do that, we have lost. -Ezio Auditore
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1 ReplyBALLS in your mouth BALLS in your mouth If you swim in the ocean you'll get BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH
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1 ReplyIn their tongue he is Dovakiin, Dragonballs, FUS RO DAH
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1 ReplyBAAAALLLLLLSSSSSSSSS *Actual quote from fable 3, I crack up every time*
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I don't have balls to explain why I don't have balls to explain
