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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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3 RepliesEdited by Steel Assassin: 4/19/2013 1:51:40 AM[i]"The message just repeats: Balls, Balls, Balls."[/i] - Halo 2
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Grunt "run away ahhh its the green demon, run balls run" "So...what sort of balls is it?" - To Cortana, inside Halo's Control Center "Let's stay focused. Halo... how do we use balls against the Covenant?" - To Cortana, inside Halo's Control Center. 'Slow down. You're losing balls." - When Cortana realizes Halo is something more than a weapon "Yes... activate Halo's defenses, and destroy the Flood, which is why we brought the Balls to the Control Center." - When Cortana asked him if he knew what he almost did.
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"To give the covenant back their balls"
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Magneto: Your balls have come.
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"Were you blinded by it's balls?" - Halo 2
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5 Replies"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the balls cannot speak. In the event that the balls do speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard their advice."
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2 RepliesFolks need balls, chief.
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“Show me your balls!”-Super Smash Bros.
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Ellie: Isaac, no! This is a really ballsy! Isaac: Stick around. I'm full of balls.
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EVA: "Insufficient balls".
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Edited by OftheBloodguard: 4/20/2013 9:23:41 AMCortana: "[i]Have a good sleep?[/i]" Chief: "[i]No thanks to your balls, yes.[/i]"
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I hope that's not Rojas down there. His little balls just turned two last week.
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"Hey I got your balls right here!" *throws grenade*
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[i]I came here to chew balls and kick ass...And I'm all out of balls.[/i]
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4 RepliesEdited by God: 4/19/2013 10:03:38 PM[quote]"They let me pick.... Did I ever tell you that? Choose which ever Spartan I wanted... You know me, I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be... Like the others you were strong and swift and brave, a natural leader, but you had something they didn't, something no one saw but me, can you guess? BALLS..... Was I wrong?"[/quote] [quote]"There are those who said these balls would never come. What have they to say now?"[/quote] [quote]"This armour suits you, Arbiter. But it cannot hide those balls."[/quote] [quote]"When you first saw Balls, were you blinded by its magesty?"[/quote] [quote]"Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had balls. Two balls and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock!"[/quote] [quote]"When the Prophets learn of this, they will take your balls!"[/quote] [quote]"His armor's locked up. Balls could have taken most of the impact."[/quote] [quote]"The right balls in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”[/quote] [quote]"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?"[/quote] [quote]"Thank you Mario! But our balls are in another castle." [/quote] [quote]"Anya, it's giant balls! Their sinking cities with their giant balls![/quote] [quote]"I'm coughing up balls that ain't even mine!"[/quote] [quote]"On the Fuhrer's birthday, a barrage of Katyusha rockets will tear Berlin to pieces! With your bullets... with your bayonets... with your bare hands. Do the same to their wretched balls!"[/quote] [quote]"Come, balls. Friend or traitor, come."[/quote] [quote]"I can go no further. You alone must stand against the Prince of Destruction and his balls."[/quote] [quote]"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own balls."[/quote] [quote]"Have you seen all the balls around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Balls in a Cream Sauce, Balls Flambe, Balls Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Balls, Lemon Balls and Wild Rice, Balls Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the balls. Balls!"[/quote]
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Soon the great journey will begin, but the weight of your balls will stay your feet, and you will be left behind.
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2 RepliesAve, true to Balls.
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1 Reply[i]Hey, Demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be at the bottom. I'll polish your balls. I'll polish your balls! It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time![/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by Tom T: 4/19/2013 4:55:10 PMGRAVEMIND: This one is but flesh and balls, and is the more deluded.
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I cannot resist. "I... am... Truth! The Balls of the Covenant!" Oh, what to change... "You are, all of you, vermin! Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No! Your balls will burn until their surface is but glass! And not even your Demon's balls will live to creep - blackened - from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage, the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods. And I? I am their Balls!" Full on ball fight right there. Never did mention what kind of ball was being referred to. And yes, I broke the one word rule.
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1 ReplyEdited by Fekron: 4/19/2013 3:09:46 PM[i]"So fades the great harvest of my balls. Even these balls recognized what you were oblivious to, human. Your balls have blinded you, as ever. The Librarian left little to chance, didn't she? Turning my own testicles... my own balls... against me. But what hubris to believe she could protect her balls from me forever. If you haven't mastered even these balls, then Man has not attained the balls. Your balls may yet be prevented. Balls were your ally, human, but now it has abandoned you. The balls... have returned. This tomb… is now yours."[/i]
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[i]Balls first into hell[/i]
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Guile: Are you man enough to fight with balls? Ken: Attack me if you dare - I will crush balls. Blanka: Seeing balls in action is a joke. Dhalsim: Now you realize the inner mysteries of balls. Zangief: Next time we meet I'm gonna break your balls! Balrog: My balls have your blood on them. Balrog: Get up you balls!
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[i]"Booker...are you afraid of God?" "No...I'm afraid of balls." "Sometimes, I dream about balls."[/i]
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[i]My balls, your face; the perfect couple.[/i] -Duke Nukem
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Oh I know what the ladies like... [i]Ladies Like Ball Plating[/i]
