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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Balls.
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This balls is not a natural formation.
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1 Reply"Nothing is true, everything is balls."
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Edited by FoMan123: 7/3/2013 3:08:07 AMWhere are we going? To balls.
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1 ReplyThis thread is killing me! :D
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Aieeee! Me precious balls!-Lord Woo Fak Fak Urrrrrr! Please! Not my balls...-Lord Woo Fak Fak Stop shooting me! I am dead and have no more Balls! -Lord Woo Fak Fak
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3 Replies[i]STOP! You've violated the balls. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.[/i] --Guards, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion [i]The balls of the Universe bend to me[/i] --Harbinger, Mass Effect 2 [i]Fortunately for both of us...I LIKE balls.[/i] --Cortana, Halo
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1 ReplyCortana Halo 3: "You like balls?So do i."
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Maybe you aren't so bad after all balls boy! - Kazooie
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"Even these beasts recognised what you were oblivious to, human. Your balls have blinded you, as ever!"
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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the balls. -Every guard in Skyrim
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[i]"Nothing is pointless! And the reason is: because I am the Balls of this Great United States of AMERICA!"[/i]
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"You'll taste my BALLS!" - ROTMG Dwarf King [b]BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!1!!one![/b] - Walter, Fable III. (Legit)
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1 ReplyEdited by Mr Underhill: 6/15/2013 6:39:11 PMand my personal favourite: "I'm commander Shepard, and these are my favourite balls on the citadel"- Commander shepard. Mass effect
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1 Reply"A living being seeks above all else to discharge its balls...Nothing else matters." - the Jackal, Far Cry 2
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"To balls."
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Uncharted 3: "Lead on, balls." "It's 'Lay on.' Lay on, balls." "Whatever."
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Lick my balls!
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1 ReplyShow me your [i]balls[/i]! - Captain Falcon
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"Balls" -Walter, Fable III, upon viewing soldiers preparing to fire on protesters.
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BALLS!!! BALLS!!!! Original line: Shaun!!! Shaun!!! -heavy rain
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Assuming direct control of these balls- Harbinger, Mass effect 2
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"BALLS!" Walter, fable III
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Edited by Mr Underhill: 6/15/2013 6:39:44 PMI can think of a few. "I am ordering you... TO SURRENDER THOSE BALLS"-Captain del rio, Halo 4
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"These balls are just like the ones from saint row!"-Ellis
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"Faith in balls will lead you nowhere, Saddler!" -Resident Evil 4, Leon.
