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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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[i]"Yes, they lost their balls but they gained access to heaven."[/i]
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5 RepliesJoel taught me that I hang on to my balls and die, or do anything to survive. No one will be able to guess this game.
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GLaDOS: "Balls, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test."
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2 Replies"Wake me, when you need balls."
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Double balls Triple balls! Overballs Ballstacular! Ballstrocity! Ballsamonjaro! Ballstastrophy! Ballspocalypse!! Ballsionair FACE FULL OF BALLS!!!!
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1 ReplyWake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the balls.
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1 ReplyKeep your balls down range fingers on your triggers and will all go home in one piece -sgt Johnson halo ce
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Edited by High Charity: 7/6/2013 5:06:27 AMAlright, you mindless gun-hands: you're looking for a really hot chick with blue [i]balls[/i] and mystical powers. ~Handsome Jack, BL2.
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[b]The next time you go shopping for a new Ball, ask yourself one question: Are you a man? If you answer in the affirmative, then you're ready for a Torgue[/b] Torgue sales pitch (Borderlands 2)
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THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY BALLS IN IT. APOLOGIZE!!!!! - Mister Torgue
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1 Reply"You want to buy some balls" No, you want to sell balls you want to go home and rethink your life. Star wars
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Do you swear everything you said about balls is true?[spoiler]TLOU[/spoiler]
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I like balls! They're comfy and easy to wear
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My rattata's in the top percentage of balls!
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Draven does it all..... with balls. -LoL
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"What makes a soldier great? His brain, or his balls?"- Brothers in Arms HH.
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I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite balls on the Citadel.
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"My unique balls can do the trick!" - Baird "I'm gonna have to lend you some of mine." - C. Carmine
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You want the balls!? You can't handle the ball!!
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"the balls outnumber us 3 to 1" "than it is an even fight"
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From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad balls Ahh, you're here. Good. We've got a problem. A big one. The controller chip for our balls purification system has given up the ghost. Can't make another one and the process is too complicated for a work around system. Simply put, we're running out of drinking water. No water, no Vault. This is crucial to our survival. And frankly, I... I think you're the only hope we have. You need to go find us another controller chip. We estimate we have four to five months before the Vault runs out of water. We need that chip. We marked your map with the location of another Vault. Not a bad place to start, I think. Look, just be safe, OK? I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?
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Balls? You cant leave me!!!
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Niko i need you to pick up balls for me at the strip club
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3 RepliesThe strength of the wolf is the "balls"
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Balls, Balls never change...
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Balls.
