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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • Edited by Kenji Kazuma: 6/22/2015 11:47:07 PM
    She's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is, cuddle with your balls, fruitlessly of course. -Dr. Kleiner in Half Life 2 Try grabbing those balls from the ledge up there! -Alyx from Half life 2 "...and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.. Let's just say your balls have, come again. -G-Man in Half Life 2 I don't keep this weapon loaded, so you'll have to find balls as you go. -Captain Keyes in Halo CE I?.. I, am the monument, to all your balls. -Gravemind in Halo 2 "You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Balls, their lives matter to me - yours does not." "That makes two of us." -Arbiter and the spec ops leader in Halo 2 "When we joined the covenant, we took an oath." "According to our station! All without exception." "On the balls of our fathers, on the balls of our sons, we swore to uphold the covenant." -Spec ops leader in Halo 2

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    • "I could give you over forty thousand reasons why I know those balls aren't real... but for all that, I'll never actually know if it looks real. If it [i]feels[/i] real."

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    • Kingdom balls...

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    • I don't have balls to explain why I don't have balls to explain.

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    • Edited by Liam: 6/22/2015 10:36:18 AM
      "[i]Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behaviour, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my balls. [/i]" -[i]GLaDOS, Portal[/i]

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      • Ain't that a kick in the balls- fallout nv

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        • I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the balls. I don't know if anyone posted this yet.

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        • "Suck my balls" instead of "suck my d***" Oh Gears 3, you make me laugh sometimes

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        • We've woken the balls!

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        • Big balls on his hip -big iron.

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        • All your balls belong to us [spoiler]All your base belong to us reference[/spoiler]

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        • "[i]What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your balls scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you – which it's just about to.[/i]" -GLaDOS, Portal

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        • "BAAAAALLLLS" -[i]Space Core (Portal 2)[/i] Balls. Balls. I'm in balls. -[i]Space Core (Portal 2)[/i]

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        • "Hello! Are you a balls? Or a girl?" "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE BALLS TRAIN!" "Pootisballs here!" "Ringa-Ding balls!" "Its-a me balls!" "Getting on the fore-balls!"

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          • Dinklebot: "They're in the balls!"

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            • "Sometimes, I look up at the moon, and wonder what the balls are doing." - Dinklebot

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              • "If balls are what the Vanguard wants, that's what they'll get". -That bîtchy special orders girl

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                • One to the Desticles: "[i]We've woken the balls![/i]"

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                • "I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite balls on the Citadel." [spoiler]Wording changed to accomodate.[/spoiler]

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                  • "Look out! Badass balls! - Roland (Bl2) every -blam!-ing second

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                  • You can call me orange balls -daxter

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                    • Edited by FrenzE23: 5/24/2015 5:02:05 PM
                      "There was only one ship." "One. Are you sure?" "Yes. They called it '[i]The Pillar Of Balls[/i]'." "Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their balls?" "It fled, as we set fire to their balls. I followed with all the balls in my command." "When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by it's balls?" "Blinded?" "Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?" "No!" "Yet the humans were able to evade your balls, land on the sacred balls, and desecrate it with with their filthy balls." "Noble hierarchs, surely you understand, that once the balls attacked..." "There will be balls in this council!" "You were right to focus your balls on the flood, but this demon, this Master Chief..." "By the time I learned the balls intent, there was nothing I could do!" "Noble prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of Deez nuts. The balls demand it." "You are one of our most treasured balls. Long have you lead your balls with honor and distinction, but your inability to safeguard Deez nuts, was a colossal failure." "Nay, it was balls!" "I will continue my campaign against the balls." "No! You will not." "Soon the Great Journey will begin, but when it does, your balls will stay your feet."

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                      • "Wake me up... when I'm not on Balls anymore..." Borderlands 2

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                        • Did I ever tell you, The Definition, of Balls?

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                          • Wake up mr freeman, wake up and smell the balls

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                          • “All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you balls, don't make lemonade! Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the balls!” - portal 2

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