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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Never trust a Welshman, me Pa always told me, and he got his balls slit, so he should know. The kind of fellas who'll steal an acorn from a blind sow and then kick her for squealin'. And as for that French bastard... -Irish rdr
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I can't thank you enough for takin' care of those two balls... -Irish rdr
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I never stole nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life. That French -blam!-. He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective balls.-Irish rdr
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You've got it all wrong, Welsh. All wrong. It was French I promise. He said he was going to rip you off, now he's ripping balls off.-Irish rdr
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"Praise the Balls!"
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1 Reply"Metal...[b][i]BALLS?!?[/b][/i]"
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[i]"Tell them that Ellie is the little girl who broke your -blam!-ing balls!"[/i]
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3 Replies"I guess I have you to thank, for turning my own balls against me" Lord Harkon - Skyrim: Dawnguard Ending
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5 RepliesI just gotta say: this [b][i][u]The BEST thread EVAR![/u][/i][/b]
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3 Replies"I've got balls of Balls" -Duke Nukem
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Hahahahaha that is hysterical!
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"Thank you Mario, but our balls are in another castle."
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5 RepliesIf Destiny has skulls, one of them needs to do this.
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"Spy's sappin’ my balls!”-TF2
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"Your balls have blinded you, as ever" "Your balls will weigh your feet"
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Some assassin's creed ones: [i]Break his balls. Both of them.[/i] [i]Nine balls in exchange for mine.[/i] [i]I gave you everything! Without me you'd still be charming balls for coin.[/i]
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this is the greatest thread ive ever seen here
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[i]"A few stretched balls are a small price to pay for our ideals."[/i]-Andrew Ryan
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2 Replies"Oh so they have the[i] balls [/i]on computers now." -Homer Simpson
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 5/20/2013 8:09:29 PM[i]The world would be better off...without balls[/i] -Big Boss MGS4
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"You're fine. You got all the old man's dominant balls. I got all the flawed, recessive balls." -Liquid Snake, MGS1
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"Send me Balls..with a bang" sgt Johnson halo-3
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"Hang in their balls, just a little more!" -Pokemon trainer
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"The only mistake is you showing your balls"
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[i]"Balls beat ghost! Balls beat hunter! Balls beat EVERYTHING!"[/i]
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[i]"Yes, they lost their balls but they gained access to heaven."[/i]
