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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Fable 3 Walter, "Balls" Replaced "Balls"
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6 RepliesHalo 1: [i]343 Guilty Spark: So be it. Save his balls, dispose of the rest.[/i] Halo 2: [i]Tartarus: No Arbiter! The Great Journey has begun! And the Brutes, not the Elites shall be the Prophets' balls![/i] Halo 3: [i]Rtas Vadum: All ships fire at will! Burn their mongrel balls![/i] Halo Wars: [i] Ripa Moramee: My balls will be the last thing your pathetic eyes ever see.[/i] Halo Reach: [i] Jorge: He said something in the fields, killed his balls. [/i] Halo 4: [i] Sarah Palmer: Chief, Palmer again. The Mammoth's got balls onboard. If I were down there, I'd want one. [/i]
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2 Replies"Spartans never die, they're just balls in action
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some may call this balls me I call them treasures! -Skyrim merchant
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"Sergeant major Avery blow the hell out of your alien balls Johnson." Johnson's firefight voice in Halo: Reach.
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"Wort wort balls"
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Skyrim Dremora- I honor my balls by destroying you! Random Nord- "I'll paint my balls with your blood", "I'm gonna cut your balls like an old womans purse"
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The Fourrunners has balls.
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All your balls are belong to us
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HEY EVERYBODY IT'S THREE-BALLS! OWWWW! -Three Balls... I mean Dog
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"No thanks to your balls, yes." -Master Chief, CE
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1 Reply"Wake me... when you need balls..." -Master Chief (end of Halo 3)
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2 Replies"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the balls"
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"FПCKING Russians." (Chopper opens fire on Nicaraguans) "Ha ha! You thought I would leave you?" (Partner gets shot) (Enemy gets shot) "Balls can't kill me."
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"I could break the president in two... WITH MY BARE BALLS!" -Senator Armstrong
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2 RepliesOnce the balls used to pulse with energy. Dirty and dangerous, but alive and wonderful. Faith from Mirrors Edge
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Ballsrim
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Assasins 2. "it's a me balls"
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I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the balls
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1 Reply"Did I ever tell you the definition of [i]balls[/i]?" - Vaas, Far Cry 3
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Did i ever tell you the definition of balls?
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Halo 3 during the ark cutscene. Pop the balls
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I'm going to find you and put a bullet in that inflated balls of yours Female Boss Saints Row The Third
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"I don't need anyone else! I have balls!" - Albert Wesker
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"Balls never die"
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Never trust a Welshman, me Pa always told me, and he got his balls slit, so he should know. The kind of fellas who'll steal an acorn from a blind sow and then kick her for squealin'. And as for that French bastard... -Irish rdr
