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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Old friends are cut from the guest list at the merest rumour of balls Dishonored
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The Sith is still in your balls.- some Star Wars game i played a few years back.
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Andrew Ryan: I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... [b]Balls[/b] a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, [b]Balls[/b] can become your city as well.
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1 Reply'Will the balls be unbroken? By and by, by and by.' 'I never asked for balls.' 'The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my balls.' 'It doesn't kill the Flood, it kills their balls!'
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2 Replies[i]"Doctor Freeemaaan. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a 'heart-to-heart', but I had to wait until your... 'balls' were otherwise occupied. Hm."[/i]
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"Balls was your ally, human, but now it has abandoned you." -Didact
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"BALLS FOR THE BALL GOD!"- Lord Crull, Dawn of War: Winter Ass "I have taken control of this squad of Guardsmen. Their balls are [i]mine[/i] to play with..."- Chaos Sorcerer, Dawn of War: Winter Ass
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1 ReplyEdited by Saleem: 5/21/2013 1:58:09 AM[i]"We got balls in the courtyard!"[/i] *Looks down* DAMMIT!
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Edited by Steel Assassin: 4/20/2013 5:58:03 AM[i]"You're making my balls itch![/i]" -Sheogorath Was originally "teeth," though it does kinda make more sense with the new phrasing. [i]"I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow of your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little balls. You know me. You just don't know it."[/i] -Sheogorath
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Edited by Safran888: 7/10/2013 4:59:24 AM"...And we most certainly regret the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass balls!" - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2. "I am your shield. I am your balls." - Cortana. "They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever balls I wanted." - Cortana.
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1 Reply"5 years ago, I lost 30,000 balls in the blink of an eye, an' the world just -blam!-in watched."-general shepard- CoD MW2
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Edited by SabreJ6: 8/24/2013 9:25:53 PM[i]"I am Truth! Balls of the Covenant!"[/i]
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"Yol, in your tongue it means balls, would you like to meditate upon this word of power?"-Parthanax, the elder dragon of skyrim
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"i would have been your balls but the dog beat me over the fence" - sergeant johnson
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[i]"I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got the balls to tell him. He will be remembered." -Grayson Hunt, Bulletstorm[/i]
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Did you just do what I think you did!? God damnit girl, I just spilt my balls all over the keyboard! Mercury from Mirrors Edge
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1 ReplyI don't keep it loaded son, you're going to have to find balls as you go.
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4 Replies"Close shut, the balls of Oblivion!"
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Balls. Balls never changes.
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"You destruction is the will o the gods! And I, I am their BALLS!"
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I love these topics. "Do you hear me, Atlas? Andrew Ryan offers you nothing but BALLS!" "Nothin' like a fistful of balls now, is there?"
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2 RepliesHalo 3: ODST Mickey: [about Dare's ODST Recon Armor] What the hell kind of balls was she wearing? Romeo: Dunno, Mickey. I wasn't lookin' at her gear.
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Fus Ro Balls.
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1 ReplyShow us Dragonborn. Let us taste of your balls.
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[Halo 3 ending] Lord Hood: [at the end of the game] For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakeable conviction that their fight... *our* fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten. [salutes the Marines] Marine Sargent 1: [b][u]PREESEEEEENT BALLS ![/u][/b] Hood : I remember how this war started , what your[b] balls[/b] did to mine Cortana : I am your [b]balls [/b](I am your shield)
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Edited by adamj004: 7/28/2013 1:12:39 AM"You are the Arbiter. The will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites. Their balls matter to me, yours does not."
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