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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"Space balls!" Destiny E3 Demo
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Get up on the Hydras' balls! Get up on the Hydras' balls! Get up on the Hydras' balls! -Phil, KH2
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2 RepliesChief what are you doing?! Giving the covenant back their balls.
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1 ReplyThe seed of the prophet shall sit the throne, and drown in flame the Balls of man.
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"we killed the balls" "Holy balls fisher, you're at the end"
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Slot the balls Yuri! -MW3
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DROP THE BALLS NOW!
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"[i]SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS![/i]" -Shoot me in the face guy; Borderlands 2
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1 Reply"But you had something the other ones didn't, not strength or courage something I could see I you, and you know what that is...balls" - Cortana, Halo 3
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Edited by Steel Assassin: 4/22/2013 2:15:24 AMA few borderlands quotes: [i]"Allow me to introduce myself - I am CL4P-TP steward bot, but my balls call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place!"[/i] [i]"Well done! Your ability to walk short distances without balls will be Handsome Jack's downfall!"[/i] [i]"Who needs a medical license when you've got balls?"[/i] [i]"When Claptrap speaks, I feel my balls committing suicide one by one."[/i]
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in order to win balls you have to be willing to risk it all or some thing like that TK dead rising 2
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this balls my favourite store on the Citadel. -Commander Shepard
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1 Reply"How much firepower would you need to crack one of the engine's balls?" Master Chief - Halo: Combat Evolved
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3 RepliesSTOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM YOU VIOLATED THE BALLS!!!
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I offer you my balls take them and you will walk as a lion among sheep and you will never fear death again. Harkon Skyrim-Dawnguard DLC
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[b]"They call me...Balls."[/b] - Prophet, Crysis 3
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[b]"I've got your back Nomad, let's give these ugly balls a taste of their own! *Nomad pauses, stunned* You with me, son?"[/b] —Prophet, Crysis 3
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[b]"I know about balls."[/b] (haha) Lara Croft, Tomb Raider 2013
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[b]"No, we've got our own balls to worry about. We'll need to regroup as soon as they find Sam."[/b] - Conrad Roth, Tomb Raider 2013
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"Listen, you dont like me, and I sure as hell dont like you. But if Mr. Mohawk activates these balls, were all gonna die!" Sgt Johnson halo 2
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I refuse!
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1 Reply"Patrolling the balls almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" - NCR Soldiers in Fallout: New Vegas
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Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the balls. The balls are a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent! Solaire of Astora Dark souls
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Edited by Zayah117: 6/14/2013 9:28:48 PM"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her balls, what say you in your defense?" -Skyrim Guard.
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These balls are greedy. They will never give back what they have taken. Dishonored
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Old friends are cut from the guest list at the merest rumour of balls Dishonored
