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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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13 RepliesAnother wanderer, here to lick my fathers balls?
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1 ReplyI like balls! They're comfy and easy to wear! Pokemon.
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"Then they must love the smell of balls" ~Sgt. Johnson, Halo 3 Arrival.
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"It's-a me, balls!"
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[i]You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her balls.[/i]
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1 ReplyYour balls are similar to the autumns -Cortana
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1 ReplyGo fiddling with any balls around here, we're going to have a real problem. -Skyrim Guard
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1 Reply"Welcome to Camp Balls. So, you're the new replacement...You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your Balls?" "Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue balls. That balls is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this man's army until you are five-hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to for a Mark II Powered Balls you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new balls issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!" - Sergeant Arch Dornan, Fallout 2 I know some of the grammar doesn't work, but I didn't feel like messing with the quote beyond sticking balls in there.
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You, Bone Arrow 4. The rookie with the stupid balls, you're with me. I wanna see what you got.
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2 RepliesThought I'd mix it up, try shooting my balls out Halo 3 :}
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1 ReplyFor balls he flew pretty well - Johnson Halo 2. To give the covenant back their balls - John in Halo 2. Could we make any more balls? - Cortana in Halo 2.
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"How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your balls approaches" "And I disappear / A ghost amidst the balls / Preparing to strike" -Zer0 "BALLS SALADS!!!" -Krieg
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1 Reply"If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls." Best quote from ODST, and it doesn't even need to be changed.
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[quote]A man chooses, A slave balls[/quote] -Andrew Ryan
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4 Replies"God might get nervous, a man approaches with his balls drawn" -Skyrim guard
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"I've got balls of balls."
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This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and balls, and is the more deluded. halo 2 gravemind
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Edited by A Metroid: 9/15/2013 4:41:02 AMAssuming direct control of these balls.
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You cannot comprehend the magnitude of our balls - reaper/ mass effect 3
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BALLLLLSGHGHGH -arbiter -halo3
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But most of all, do not underestimate... balls.
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Edited by Froggert: 9/15/2013 7:29:00 PM"The balls are on Reach, I repeat, the balls are on Reach. "To balls"
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Edited by tuckers baby: 9/15/2013 12:02:08 AM"OOOOVARIES!" [i]-Walter, Fable III[/i]
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Do I take balls or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe gravemind halo 2
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You want balls? You gotta catch em first. Sergeant Johnson halo 3
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I double ball you motherballer
