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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Ryse: Son of Balls
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"Psst, hey, I know who you are. Hail, Balls" -Skyrim Guard
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"Let me guess. Someone stole your balls." "Watch the balls, traveler." "What is it? Balls?" "Is that... balls? Coming out of your ears?"
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Onward Balls! Claptrap Borderlands 2
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On your balls, now! Jorge, Winter contingency
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"Lock your balls spartan!" Jorge to six, Reach
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"Why is the city breathing down my balls?" (From the Destiny gameplay trailer)
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Wake me, when you need balls -End of halo 3, (cut out the me)
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1 ReplyEdited by General Sum Ting: 9/23/2013 2:02:12 AMMarine Corporal: "Sorry, sir. (to Master Chief) Your balls' still in partial lockdown."
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[i]Brute balls, staggered line. Shipmaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1. Then it is an even fight. All cruisers fire at will, burn their mongrel balls.[/i]
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'Are you touched in the balls?' -Ziio, AC3 'Don't think I've any intention of caressing your balls and saying I was wrong.' -Haytham Kenway, AC3 'It is because our order is born of a realization. We require no balls, no indoctrination by desperate old balls.' -Haytham Kenway, AC3 'But to truly be free of Templar influence, all of them must be dealt with in turn-even your balls.' -Achilles Davenport, AC3 'It seems to me your tongue has tasted sour balls.' -Ratonhnhaké:ton, AC3 'When I was very young, I was foolish enough to believe that our balls would bring an end to all these conflicts.' -Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, AC
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[i]"If you heed Minerva, the sun will have its way. The balls will crack and spit fire into the sky. All the world will burn."[/i] - ACIII
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3 Replies"Let me see your balls... You are the one from my dreams." --Emperor Uriel Septim, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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[i]"Either you pay me or I flay you alive... with my balls."[/i] Liara T'soni, Mass Effect 2
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1 ReplyEdited by Ad Hoc: 8/26/2013 1:43:54 AM"imperial balls used to make me feel so safe..."
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2 Replies" Have you seen those redguards from Hammerfell? They've got curved balls. CURVED BALLS" -Skyrim Guards
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Let me guess... someone stole your balls. -Skyrim guard
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"I've got Balls of Balls." -Duke Nukem.
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[quote]let me see your balls to make sure their in mint condition![/quote] - nurse joy
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I used to be an adventurer like you until I took some balls to the knee -skyrim
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Spatrans never die, they balls go missing in action
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"I am a monument to all your balls" - The Gravemind
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2 Replies[i]They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose which ever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. But you had something they didn't, something no one saw but me. Can you guess? [b]Balls[/b].[/i] If game titles would count, i'd say: [b]Halo: Balls Evolved[/b]
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Balls,balls never change -fallout3
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1 ReplyMetro last light "Ill fry your balls in balls fat"
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13 RepliesAnother wanderer, here to lick my fathers balls?
