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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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1 ReplyWe've awoken the Balls! Sorry I had to, I understand that destiny is not generally welcome here
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1 Reply"Look at this one, I want his balls" - Wolfenstien The New Order
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2 RepliesI use to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the balls.
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[quote]"I'm here to kick ass and crew balls, and I'm all out of balls."[/quote]
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Edited by THA rofltard: 10/5/2014 2:40:49 AM[quote]"It's dangerous to go alone, take balls"[/quote]
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Edited by The808Regent: 10/4/2014 11:47:12 PM"Here's what i have on the Caballs, 800 pounds, and highly militarized. They blow up planets and moons for getting in their way."
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That wizard came from the balls!
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Balls...balls never change
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1 Reply"I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite balls in the citadel." -Mass Effect 2
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Insanity is doing the exact same fùcking balls over and over again.
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1 Reply"Thank you Mario! But our balls is in another castle" (Super Mario Bros) "Balls will kill your dicks!" (Bulletstorm) "“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you balls, don't make balls! Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the balls!” (Portal 2) “B-b-b-balls breaker!” (Killer Instinct) “Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?” (BioShock) "Balls. Balls never changes." (Fallout 3) "Spy's sappin’ my balls!” (Team Fortress 2) "You were almost a Ball sandwich!" (Resident Evil)
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Battlefield 4 "Burn those balls!"
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15 years since the fallout, can't believe we've lived this long without balls. -Root&Bone
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"i don't have balls to explain.... why i don't have balls to explain"
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All your balls are belong to us.
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1 ReplyNo Luke, I AM your balls!
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2 RepliesNow the children are balls anyway.... Speaker, Destiny.
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1 Reply"I've done nothing but teleport balls for three days"-Soldier.
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1 ReplyI used to have balls like you, then i took an arrow in the knee. By the order of the balls! Stop right there! You have commited crimes against Ballrim and her balls.
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Edited by AlexanderSolomon: 10/2/2014 2:08:28 AMI am the hero, and you are nothing but BALLS! -calico jack borderlands 2
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It was the balls-Skyrim
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Standby for titanballs
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Half balls three confirmed!
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Pokemon,gotta catch them balls
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So, ... you think you can kill balls?
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"I am the balls for the traveler"
