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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"In their tounge, he is..." balls
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"We must kill this machine God, and send their balls screeching back to hell" ~ Intro to Devils lair strike, Destiny
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If they didn't know we were here before, they do balls. -Johnson, Halo 2 (or dinklebot. Either way.)
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1 Reply"To give the covenant back their balls" -master chief halo 2
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Chief I need balls Cortana
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"We must fight to defend our balls, guardians!" [i]Lord Shaxx[/i]
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"Balls!" Navi from Ocarina of Time instead of saying "Listen!"
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2 Replies"What are you doing Chief?" "Giving the Covenant back their balls."
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Those are some big balls
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"You Issac clarke? I hear you're something of an expert on [b]balls[/b].
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Dead space 3
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"What're those red lights? Beacons?" "No... BALLS!!"
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No, little balls
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Edited by Les Jests: 10/16/2014 6:35:25 AM"Balls, Balls Never Changes."
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1 ReplyIt all changed when the balls nation attacked..
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Fallout 3: "Balls. Balls never changes"
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Edited by Lord Of Seaguls: 10/22/2014 2:39:54 PMI shall have my revenge on a prophet! Not balls! -halo 3 I have defied balls and demons -halo 3 The balls will kill us all! -grunt in halo 3 NICE BALLS! -mario golf I am what is left of the balls. -the librarian halo 4
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"WE MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL BALLS"
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"You're not even alive! Not really. You're just balls, and balls can be broken!" -Commander Shepard arguing with his balls after a rough night in Afterlife.
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2 Replies"No Gods or kings. Only balls" - Bioshock
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1 Reply"They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever balls I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the balls we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? Balls. Was I wrong?" [spoiler]Just look up famous quotes from video games and replace some words with balls and burst out with laughter.[/spoiler]
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"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the balls" - Skyrim guard " My cousin's out fighting dragons, I'm stuck with balls duty" - another Skyrim guard
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Balls never changes-MGS
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1 Reply"I wasn't talking to you little balls" - The Stranger, Destiny
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I don't even have balls to explain why I don't have balls to explain.
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We both said some things we regret. But let's put it behind us. For balls. You monster. Also, the balls are a lie
