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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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5 Replies"I use to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the balls"
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This isn't balls,it's a massacre -lord shaxx.
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1 ReplyYour balls are stronger than this guardian, so fight harder! -lord shaxx-
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"The balls are coming,I've seen them!!!!" -Commander shepherd.
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We'll balls okay -commander shepherd.
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"What the hell are those..?" "Balls, jack."
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The balls came from the moon... Dinklebot
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1 ReplyIn order for a wolf to survive he needs to cut off his own balls- sergeant Duncan (or a captain idk)
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"Thank you Mario! But our Balls are in another Castle!"
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"Blue Balls is about to die."
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From Metal Gear Solid when Snake dies: "Balls? Balls?? BAAALLLLLLSSS!!!!"
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[i]"Stand back, marines! Let the[/i] Balls [i]show you how it's done!"[/i] -Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2
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2 RepliesEdited by TheCaptainM91: 12/4/2014 10:46:57 PMI used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the balls.
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Quoth the Raven "Balls".
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All your balls are belong to us
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"Uh, you feeling scratchy down there old guy? They have treatments for that ya know. "It's just my aching balls."-Daxter speaking with Kor in Jak II: Renegade
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"I am Alduin first born of balls" ~Alduin, Skyrim
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The balls is a lie
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[i]To give the covenant back their balls[/i]
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[i]"The balls are coming."[/i] -CMDR Shepard, Mass Effect.
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"Bring me the balls of a gate lord" "Something called... The vault of balls." "We need to get you balls" "They balls are already in the hands of the fallen!" "...But then the balls came." Can we all just agree that balls are the best?
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"Turn around boys, we were looking at balls."
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Balls
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[i]"Balls never change"[/i] -Fallout NV (Original "War never changes" )
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This is the graveyard not our balls' graveyard but this world's
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We have woken the balls "dinkledick"
