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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Call of duty: Black Balls 2
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I am the HERO! AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT [b][i][u]BALLS!![/u][/i][/b] Handsome Jack
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"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his balls" "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
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I had to change two words but "Chief, what are you doing?" "Sir, finishing these balls."
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NHL 14 "Shane Doan is such a big boy in a power forward, and he doesn't mind laying the balls on like he did there."
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THE BALLS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
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"Kick his balls"-Sgt. Johnson's last words- Halo 3
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Praise the balls!
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Little balls the traveler talking to dinkle bot
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I used to be an adventurer like you intill I took an arrow in the balls
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Deep beneath the moon,the hive are prepare to raise their god :balls. -destiny.
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Edited by Ebola: 12/12/2014 3:19:04 AMDid someone steal your sweet balls? -Whiterun Guard
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"I have shown you balls guardian. When the balls come, I shall call upon you. And expect balls to answer." *Paraphrasing* [spoiler]"I have shown you benevolence guardian. When the time comes I shall call upon you, and expect you to answer"[/spoiler]
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I say we depart all of balls depart all the balls it is my right
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I don't have the balls to explain why I don't have time to explain True story too.
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"Prepare for unforeseen balls" -Gman
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Edited by o_____________o: 12/11/2014 10:23:34 PM"Little balls" (little light)
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I used to be an adventurer like yourself, until I took anote arrow to the balls
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Destiny "Little Balls."
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Do you ever get tired of balls balls? -Romeo Halo 3 ODST
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Did I ever tell you what the definition of balls is? Balls is doing the exact... same -blam!-ing thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these -blam!-ing pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same -blam!-ing thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a -blam!-ing problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? -blam!- you! Okay? -blam!- you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am -blam!-ing crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of balls?"
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1 ReplyHalo 2 "Thanks for the balls, [i]he[/i] never gets me anything" "Oh I know what the ladies like"
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"Come,the brutes have our balls"
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1 Reply"See how the brutes treat their balls." Halo 3
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I don't have balls to explain why I don't have balls the explain - Stanger, Destiny
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- "sir permission to engage?" "Negative, not against balls that size." - "Halo, it's divine balls will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation" - "A bloody fate awaits you and the rest of your incompetent balls. And I, Tartarus, chieftain of the balls will send you to it"
