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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"Who are the Balls?" La Li Lu Le Lo
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Edited by Grifball: 1/9/2015 4:41:14 AMKhajiit has balls... If you have coin Edit: Internet screwup, double post
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3 RepliesAll your balls are belong to us.
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"Sarge... I, I hurt, Sarge. Tell my brothers... my ma... tell 'em I love balls..."
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3 Replies[i]"I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my[/i] balls [i]and slaughters my people![/i] -Jarl Balgruff, Skyrim
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1 Reply"Balls, balls never change." "WEVE AWOKEN THE BALLS!" "ITS IN THE BALLS!" "
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1 ReplyWEVE WOKEN THE BALLS...!
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1 ReplyI have seen what balls called a god
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1 Reply"Your balls are stronger than this guardian. Show them!"
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3 Replies[quote]"Double balls!" "Triple balls!" "Overballs" "Ballstacular" "Balltrocity" "Ballimanjaro" "Balltastrophe" "Ballpocalypse" "Ballionaire"[/quote]
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Emile- reach- "Im ready, how 'bout balls?"
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BOOM! Balls shot. -Sgt Johnson
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5 Replies"Your balls are not that different from the Autumn's" "Don't get any funny ideas" Cortana and Chief
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3 RepliesEdited by UltimateFrog117: 1/9/2015 4:20:53 AM"We regret being alien balls! We regret cumming to Earth! And we most certainly regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass balls!"
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Edited by Heavens: 1/8/2015 12:09:58 PM"I will amplify your balls!" -Raven, Injustice "Your ass, my size 24 balls" -Halo 2 "One of my brothers said they feed off balls and come from one of the moons, you think that's right Sergeant?" "They can eat shit and die for all I care" -Gears of War 2, Marcus and Carmine "Well maybe I'll have to raise your balls an octave" -Gears of War 3, Sam to Baird "Delta squad's up in yo balls bitch! You hear this shit? You grubby ass bitches are going down, like dead down, sooner or later y'all aren't going to know which balls are up! You gonna be crying to ya skanke ass Queen, oh mommy who let the bad balls hurt us! FŪCK YOU, we goan whoop yo Mama's balls! WHOO" "Well, there we go, one muzzled queen oh, not you, you were great, especially with the bitch ass stuff" -Gears of War 2, Cole To Myraah, Baird to Cole "How did you defeat my balls?!" - Borderlands 2, Handsome Jack
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Luckily for you, I like balls.
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"Stay frosty, balls." -Any fps
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Balls you kindly
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I don't have balls to explain why I don't have balls to explain.
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We've woken the balls!
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"Do you mind? I'm busy doing the balls, it's a very delicate state of balls" sheogorath
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Ballus t'aurec, from what we can gather he commands the balls dancers from a balls tank outside of ballsicon.
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The Balls are crafty, they'll find ways to survive, they always do.
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"Think they'd mind if we take their balls?" -Ghost
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Wake me, when you need balls.
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Balls are interesting. Not interely
