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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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I feel I should thank you. Capturing Bruce Wayne is so much easier than capturing Batman, and now that we have you, Protocol 10 is ready to commence. It will be my legacy. A monument to your failure. And if you try to stop me, I guarantee everyone will know your balls.
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1 ReplyBump for l8r
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"My balls are not my own..." -Xûr
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Edited by LordFarquaad770: 8/26/2015 1:47:38 AMAnd I thought your balls were hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -dinklebot
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That ballsack came from the moon
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Pssst, I know who you are. Hail balls.
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You should have acted they're already here. The balls told of the return, they're defeat was merely a delay. (Skyrim)
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You and your friends are balls.
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"Balls don't die they just go missing in action." Halo CE if I remember correctly
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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you balls, don't make lemonade! Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the balls! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible ball that burns your house down!'" ―Cave Johnson
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The balls are a lie
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"Exo Balls"
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Get balls here!
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"I always listen to my balls."
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Revival bump
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Edited by CGulls: 7/26/2015 4:17:57 AMI used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the balls. Edit: Give me your balls (Terminator)
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"If only balls could be so grossly incandescent."
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Those balls came from the moon
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Edited by DisjoinedSpice2: 7/26/2015 3:56:07 AM"We've awoken the balls!" Or from Skyrim "I used to be an adventurer like you once then I took an arrow to the balls"
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Killer Croc: "Thought I caught your balls." Batman: "I know I caught yours." -Batman: Arkham Origins
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Edited by Vladimir Lenny: 6/22/2015 10:26:23 PM"Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of balls in this conversation" -Fallout NV "You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some -blam!-ing weapon schematics! You want superheated saturnite power balls? I can hook that shit up!" "You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have balls!" "Well, says no-balls, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause they see the predicament we're in." "Yeah, and your balls! That shit is hilarious!" "Balls, balls never changes"
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2 Replies"There's nothing left, not even his balls..." Destiny
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[quote]silent for his destiny, Balls for his survival, They call him silent balls[/quote]
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"WHEN I FIRST JOINED THE CORPS WE HAD A FEW BALLS AND A ROCK, AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK!"
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Op is balls
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"I've got balls of pure steel" ~Duke Nukem
