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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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2 RepliesGhost: "there's nothing left...not even the balls"
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Edited by Ricarad: 2/25/2015 2:47:42 AM"That wizard came from the balls" -Dinklebot(ghost)- Destiny Beta
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"The crucible is no place for balls" - crucible announcer
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1 ReplyI use to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the balls
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2 RepliesHad enough child? Can you feel your grip on balls slipping?
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Guardian. Show them the true meaning of balls
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"I don't have balls to explain why I don't have time to explain" -stranger
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"Heroes need not speak, When he is gone, the balls will speak for him"
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2 Replies"M'aiq's balls were also called M'aiq" ~Elder Scrolls
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DIMITRI GRAB THE BALLserSHRECK
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1 ReplyFolks need [i]balls[/i], Chief. To give 'em hope. So smile, would ya? While we still got [i]balls[/i] to smile about!
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"Where's his balls?" -little light
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Skyrim belongs to the balls!
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1 Reply1900+ replies, and 1000 of them are the same Skyrim quote. It's almost admirable.
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1 ReplyEdited by cheeseking777: 2/25/2015 1:23:55 AM"Did you miss balls?" -cortana "No thanks to your balls, yes" -chief "How do we use the balls?" Chief " At ease, chief. It feels kind of weird for you to call me balls." -Lasky "In this hour of victory, we taste only balls. Why?" -didact
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If they came to see my balls, they'll be dissapointed. Arbiter
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"To give the Covenant back their balls." "Permission granted."
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"That was only a fraction of my ancestor's balls!"-Midna after killing Zant.
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I've got balls of balls!
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Call of duty advanced balls
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Balls! - The opening to every Sega Genesis game ever.
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"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's balls, is it? He's half senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait... what was this about?" "Sometimes swirling Force is just swirling Force. It gets us old Jedis excited at our age so we go 'Oooo, balls!'" -Jolee Bindo
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4 RepliesSHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! IN THE BAAAAAALS! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! BALLS BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS! NOW! BULLETS IN THE BALLS! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE BALLSHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE BALLS! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED BALLS!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
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Edited by Queen Magikarp: 2/21/2015 5:47:13 PMBurn there mongrel balls -halo 3 shipmaster
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1 ReplyYou have violated Skyrim and her balls I am sworn to carry your balls FUS RO BALLS I am Molag Balls
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We may want to move balls
