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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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3 RepliesI used to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow to the balls. -skyrim
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The balls mason, what do they mean?!
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Wake me when you need balls
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"I'll stick my balls so far up your ass, you'll be talking shit for weeks."
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I've got balls of balls
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"...i dont do balls and pieces"
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Balls, balls never change(s)
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In its dying breath, the traveler created BALLS
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21 Replies"In it's dying breath, the traveler made balls"
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Do you think they'd mind if we took their balls?
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1 Reply"Please place your balls on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button."
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"The only thing we have to fear is BALLS itself."
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We've woken the balls!
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2 RepliesThe Eater of Balls has awoken! -Terraria
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I don't have balls to explain why I don't have balls to explain
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1 Reply"In their tongue he's Dovahkiin....DragonBalls"- Ansgar
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"First, collect a few brown balls for me." - Claptrap
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Dragon ball balls or ball ball testicles. Yea that will get em
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Luck for you, i like balls [spoiler]cortana[/spoiler]
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HUEHEEU OMG THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS!!!1 GENIUS IDEA M8!
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1 Reply"How do you keep a secret from the worlds greatest detective? Stick it right in front of his balls, and wait!" -The Joker, Batman: Arkham City
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Bring us the balls of a vex gate lord. Bring me the forsakens balls- the person who's event still hasn't changed me back, and eris
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Yusuf Tazim: Ottoman soldiers have a special balls for these Byzantine thugs. That gives us some breathing room. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: How much? Yusuf Tazim: Eh, just a little. They'll still kill you if you look at them balls, but they will feel bad about it later.
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Halo CE: Cortana- Your architecture isn't much different from the Balls. Chief- Don't get any funny ideas.
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1 ReplyYour balls are interesting. Not entirely interesting, but they have promise.
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1 ReplyI used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the balls.
