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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Bearer of the balls, seek more powerful balls, lest this balls may swallow you whole
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"Make us balls again."
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I don't need luck. I have balls Grunt, mass effect 3
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Sepiks Prime is right through that ridge... And past all of those balls -Ghost
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let's try again "You won't escape me this time ranger. I'm going to cut you up, slow, so you can watch your balls bleed into the dirt." [spoiler]Orc Captain, Shadow of Mordor[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSkyrim hold guard "I used to be an adventurer, like you, then I took an arrow in the balls."
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1 ReplyEdited by SolaireOfAstora: 3/18/2015 2:20:41 AMI used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the balls.
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Destiny i could tell you about balls when the speaker first talks to u
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Keep your balls clean while your here, traveler -Guard, Skyrim
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Please send the Dragon Balls back to the time machine. I still did it...
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I have been seeking balls my entire life to assemble Kingdom Balls! -That antagonist guy, KH-II
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[quote]The Dovahkiin can learn balls faster than any of us could -Master Arngeir, Skyrim [/quote]
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Lester (GTA V online heists start): "My balls are my best feature..."
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im here to kick ass and chew balls, and im all out of bubblegum
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I don't even have balls to explain why I don't have time to explain. -The Stranger
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Im here to kick balls and chew bublegum, and im all out of bublegum
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Balls up guardian. Youve been dead a long time, so you're gonna see balls that you wont understand.
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Hacking into the balls...Oh my balls This is info for a super ball of mass destruction It could wipe out hundreds of balls!
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"Wake up, Chief. I need balls."
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"What's the matter, someone stole your sweet balls?" - Skyrim
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...Oh, you... Youre no Hollow, eh?...Thank goodness... ...Im done for, Im afraid... ...Ill die soon, then lose my balls.... [spoiler] Oscar of Astora - Dark Souls [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by Meatball: 2/17/2015 6:43:30 AMSHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! IN THE BAAAAAALLS! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! BALLS BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS! NOW! BULLETS IN THE BALLS! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE BALLSSHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE BALLS! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED BALLS!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE BALLS! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! BALLSSHOT! BOOM! BALLS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - BALLS! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! BALLSEY BALLSEY BALLS BALLS! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A BALLS SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY! Random psycho [Borderlands 2]
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Edited by Woupsea: 3/17/2015 1:57:55 AMLook into my balls and gaze at death itself -Anubis, smite
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All your balls are belong to us [spoiler]yeah I know I know probably already been done[/spoiler]
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mmm.. mmmmm... mmmmm.... monster balls [spoiler]unreal tournament kill streak[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI used to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow to the balls. -skyrim
